WHATCHA SMILIN’ ABOUT?  I GET THAT A LOT.  ME? I’M TED—TOP NOTCH TED!  THE SMILEY FELLA ON THE SIDE OF THE TOP NOTCH HEATING AND PLUMBING TRUCKS!  I’M SMILIN’ CUZ WE TOOK A POTENTIALLY PAINFUL PROBLEM AND TURNED IT INTO FEEL-GOOD FUN.  YA SEE ON THE PHONE WAS A DECENT DUDE WHO WAS COMPLETELY BAFFLED ABOUT THE SMALL POND APPEARING IN HIS YARD OUTTA NOWHERE.  WORSE YES, THERE WAS A MATCHING POND IN HIS BASEMENT AROUND HIS SUMP PUMP.  UH OH.  I KNOW DREAD WHEN I HEAR IT AND GOT A TOP NOTCH TECH HEADED THEIR WAY IMMEDIATELY.  THIS TYPE OF SITUATION TYPICALLY MEANS THE SEWER PIPE LEADING OUTSIDE OF THEIR HOUSE IS CLOGGED UP OR COLLAPED.  WE GOT A CABLE WITH A CAMERA AT THE END IN THERE, SAW THAT IT WAS GLOGGED UP, POKED A HOLE IN IT AND SOLVED THE PROBLEM.  BEST OF ALL THE DUDE WAS SUPER SMILEY THAT THIS ALL FELL UNDER OUR IT’S $93 OR FREE OFFER WITH ZERO ADD ON FEES.   THAT’S WHY I AM PROUD TO SAY TOP NOTCH ISN’T JUST OUR NAME—IT’S OUR PROMISE.  DON’T DREAD, CALL TOP NOTCH TED AND THE TEAM AT TOP NOTCH HEATING AND PLUMBING.